I get really annoyed really easily. I’m also a misanthrope, so.
“Ladies, you know what I’m talking about.” No, I don’t? [closes tab]
Your website is loading SO slow.
Are you freaking kidding me?!
Even the browser gave up.[1. It ended up being a WordPress blog flooded with ads and a marquee, with GIFs all in the posts.]
Your image is missing.
Why is your recipe lacking in line breaks? I find those rather important.
Would it be rude to tell you that Papyrus is a dreadful font to read a blog with? Can I at least ask you to separate your blob into friendly paragraphs?
Your pictures are really crappy. Turn on the light… it helps.
Why TF are you using .jpg for graphics? It makes the text all blurry. Everything is too scratchy.
“It doesn’t really rhyme.” Was it supposed to? Why would you mention that? Obvs it doesn’t. OMFG.
You’re grammar clearly sux. -.-
Oh. You are blogging about ANOTHER linkup. Yay. That’s. So. Very. Fu- [closes tab][2. I was gonna say “fun”.]
Oh, you dislike people with chronic bitch face? Have you not seen yours? They can’t help the way their face looks, so lay off.
What’s even the point with fashion posts? It gives all your commenters the ability to comment with “pretty outfit!” or whatever. Where is the quality in that?
You, have an, excessive, amount of, redundant commas.
I just LOVE those annoying Hello Bar things people put on their sites. It’s so eye-catching and space-consuming! According to the site, you have either 25 or 100 clicks… If I spam click it, will it disappear? YES, I AM SERIOUS.
How cute: your blog’s title is from a movie.
Even better: a blog whose site name is totally different from the URL!
Why is everyone posting irrelevant pictures on their posts that I could literally find on Tumblr in 3, 2…?
Centered text. Lovely. Neeeeext.
A “What I’ve been Up To” post. But these are just pictures of your dog. Thanks for showing me that you spent the week capturing moments of your dog eating, playing, sleeping, sleeping again, eating, chewing up your high heel, rolling around in the dirt, sleeping, eating, just standing there, scratching his ear… That is just SO interesting! I MUST have more!
WTF does THAT mean?
Why do I even blog anymore.
I’m also considering closing comments. Again. It’s been a year or so since I’ve done that, but I keep getting comments that only make me angrier because they don’t really grasp the point I was trying to make in said post. And that’s just annoying. And not even replying to them annoys me, but I try to bite my tongue anyways. And I hate that. But I probably won’t close them, because I do enjoy getting them.
On another note, these thoughts are a chain, meaning the first few new blogs I tried to blog hop around on had things that are turn offs to me, and each one I’d find thereafter would be just the same, if not worse.